The wanna be Compton of Washington sometimes reffered to as "S Town" or "Spazwaynia." Proud to have held the record for the second largest meth area on the west coast, we currently are working on a new award for how many different languages does a teacher have to know to communicate with their class. Don't egg houses in Spanaway because you will get shot. Also known for the most parties to end in gun fire in a year.
Hey lets go to a party in Spanaway, I'm packing heat!
"Are you from Spanaway?" "Sorry, I don't speak English."