2 definitions by Bruce Bane

Martha Wayne

When you try to pull off a pearl necklace but you shoot her in the face instead

I told him I wanted it on my chest but instead he gave me a Martha Wayne

by Bruce Bane October 25, 2023

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

by Bruce Bane January 1, 2016