1.n. A large heavenly body, with common tendancy to set his alarm clock to 9:59pm. This has been clinically attributed to the fact that Applebees begins serving half off appetizers at a coinciding time. Often mistaken for a Sasquatch or the Elmer's Glue Cow. Often mistakes himself for a bodybuilder.
2.n. A fat, living, breathing stress ball.
3. n. An univited houseguest, who makes it a point to destroy one inanimate object of great value to the homeowner.
4. n. The Phobia commonly found amoung Buffet owners.
5. n. Belongs to a frat, not a fraternity.
6. v. To be an idiot.
~Yo son, can you give me a ride to the club tonight?
~Nah bro, I'm takin Fat C.
~I thought you had a minivan.