2 definitions by Brophessional

1. A person who appears to be normal at first but exposes themselves as a douchebag later.
2. Douche in disguise
Everyone looked cool when we first got here, but there just a bunch of Douchepticons!!!
by Brophessional December 30, 2010
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1. Female version of Douchepticon
2. A woman who appears to be normal at first but exposes herself as a douchebag later.
3. Douche in disguise
Frank: I just broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.
Dan: I thought everything was going great. What happened?
Frank: It was great at first, but she turned out to be a Douchepticunt.
by Brophessional December 30, 2010
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