1 definition by Brontifex Maximus

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(V.) To cock block a friend at a social gathering, when that friend has a chance of getting it in
Jack: How was the Dance, kid?
Joe: "Dude, was grinding this bidd, when i got completely whalened by a drunk guy humping me."
by Brontifex Maximus August 25, 2010

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