While in the 69 position, the man or woman slowly defecates in a steady stream of diarrhea, producing a 'shampoo' for said mate to enjoy and giving the recipient a whole new hair 'doo'. Leave this one to the pros.
Dammit, Steven gave me another hair doo last night; It's going to take a year to get it all out!
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