Queef - Someone who is totally uncool, often fat, nerdy, and enjoys getting off over cool and good looking people in private, like the playas.
Millz - "Man that Adam Forster kid, he's such a god damn Queef, i think he bats for the other team"
Stu - "Yeh i think so too, what a fucking Queef!"
Kerry - "If i had my 3 iron on me right now, i would swing for that Queef's ass so bad he would'nt know what day it was ya hear me?!!"
Benji - "Hahahaha look at that Queef at the front of the bus, he can't fit his fat ass into the seat!!"