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1 definition by Brian Murrell

 
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Fings, also meaning fat wings, appear on an extremely fat person. It is when the person becomes so obese that their armpits are so large that they begin to fold over thus looking like really fat, short wings.
Dude, your dad is so fat that he could use his fings to fly to BK and get me a hot sandwich and possibly a medium Coke.
by Brian Murrell May 25, 2008