1 definition by Brendan Did It
Kalaes is defined as two men doing very sexual actions in a public setting and at very inappropriate time or place. Kalaes can also be defined as a person who does not do well in school so has to resort to temping his teachers in to sexual favors to raise his grade.
"Yo I thing that guy pulled a kalaes to raise his grade in english to get an A+"
"I couldn't even go to the bath room these guys where doin some kalaes things, it was gross"
"I couldn't even go to the bath room these guys where doin some kalaes things, it was gross"
by Brendan Did It June 6, 2019