1 definition by Brannon H. Hamlin
1. A functional disorder originating from carbon footprint guilt in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence that humans are the root cause of "Global Warming" dominate the personality manifesting through radical and extreme lifestyle changes or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.
The inconvenient truth that new industrial markets are emerging at an alarming rate designed to exploit carboneurotic people which, ironically enough, is perpetuating the very same problem they are so desperately trying to resolve.
by Brannon H. Hamlin August 8, 2008