The theory that
the shorter the first
name the greater the likelihood that
person has a mustache. Only holds
true for White Males that
live in the United States.
Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache
to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your
Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"Stranger
: "Mustache Theory!"