poo sacking

To take a dump in a pillow case or similar sack-like bag and then beat your partner with it. Commonly practiced by but not strictly limited to members of the homosexual community.
After a tiresome day at work Tarquin decided to go home, kick off his shoes and partake in a good poo sacking.
by Botty bot bot November 12, 2007
mugGet the poo sackingmug.

chefs arse

The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.
Chef Tony was such a ratty old bastard because he had a bad case of chefs arse.
by Botty Bot Bot September 22, 2006
mugGet the chefs arsemug.