The aged old art of sniffing fanny
whilst eating a strong
cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian
race who realised that
the art of fanny
sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore
to eat a strong
cheese roll at the same
time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly
I am performing
a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny
whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.
Your breathe smells
like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.