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1 definition by Boris Wiffis

 
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The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly
I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.

Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.
by Boris Wiffis January 29, 2008