29 definitions by Bonny lad
The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.
"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!
"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
"You ignorant twat." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
When I went to San Francisco, I heard some guys were playing pool. They put backspin on the ball, and someone said 'Nice English'. I enquired, and found out that putting English on the ball means putting backspin on it.
"Sweet. You put so much English on that ball it went all the way back up your cue and in your mouth."
by Bonny lad November 17, 2004
Being sick; vomiting.
"Hey, look at him. Half a pint of lager and he's already laughing at the ground."
"Yeah. Let's get him!"
"Yeah. Let's get him!"
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004