1. Most often proceed
by "The", this is a project
planning document which has been 'reduced' to a monolithic to-do list and is erroneously viewed by incompetent, nincompoop managers as a viable means of overseeing
2. An overbearing micromanager's phallic extension.
3. Used in pairs
by employees - one to take a dump on and one to wipe with
"Where is The Peelann," he whined for the umpteenth time that
day, "I need The Peelann."