1 definition by Bodinius Maximus
A small town (population wise) in Fairfield County, also known as the Gold Coast, in southern Connecticut. It is true that this is one of the whitest places on earth, and drugs and alcohol practically throw themselves at you. Kids get $50,000 + cars for their first cars (trust me, I live there and did get one) and kids in middle school have cell phones, even some kids in elementary school. You know all of your neighbors, and it is a 90% chance that at least one of your friends lives within a short walk, short enough to go over and drink on a school night and not get caught. The police are a joke, and in order to get arrested you may have to put up a sign on your lawn and wear a shirt that says "Search me and/or my house, I have drugs in there." If there is a teenager in the house, you can find lots of alcohol, weed and other hard drugs. We eastonites have a habit of drinking at an early age, so by the time we get to highschool, most college kids don't have a chance in a drinking game.
Typical after school conversation in easton:
"Dude, wanna come over my place, or go over to yours."
"I don't know man, I can only have like 30 people here, plus I only have 8 handles of vodka left!"
"Oh, allright, we can go to my house, call up the store and get 5 or 6 kegs, put it on my credit card, and ask **** to bring over an ounce of his best weed."
"Cool man, see u later."
"Dude, wanna come over my place, or go over to yours."
"I don't know man, I can only have like 30 people here, plus I only have 8 handles of vodka left!"
"Oh, allright, we can go to my house, call up the store and get 5 or 6 kegs, put it on my credit card, and ask **** to bring over an ounce of his best weed."
"Cool man, see u later."
by Bodinius Maximus April 11, 2007