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1 definition by Bobby McPherson

 
1.
A British term meaning jacking off or masturbating.
polishing the pipe
jerkin' the gerkin
massaging the lower horn
releasing the pearl jam
whackin' the mole
jackin' the beanstalk
erecting the monument
lubing the tube
beating around the bush
wank in the tank
by Bobby McPherson March 27, 2007
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