Definitions by Bob Slug

Snorgasm 

Extremely blissful sleep

I was so tired after working a double-shift that when I went to bed I had a snorgasm and drooled all over the pillow.

Snorgasm by Bob Slug June 28, 2010

bureaucrete 

The most dense material in the known universe

The project is 9 months behind schedule because it has become mired in bureaucrete.

bureaucrete by Bob Slug June 13, 2010