Bob's definitions

hilsman

an ubserdly tall dumbass with an animal that lives on his head.

Dude you got a vagina on ur head

by bob August 12, 2003

Forehead Slime

One's forehead whos just been flopped on by a big fat hair nutsack leaving a trail of endless slime

I left some Forehead Slime on this kid named connie

by Bob February 6, 2004

dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!

Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"

by bob February 8, 2005

snake pig

background - old chinese
cubes of jelly found in chinese restaurants

'shit me, that snake pig jelly was delicious'

by bob January 27, 2005

Del Buono

Largest bag of dirt known to man.

That Del Buono is a dirtbag and a half.

by Bob March 13, 2004

slam dunk

A word for slut when your 6 year old brother or your parents are in the room.

Bob: How was the party
Me: Good there were so many fine--
(brother walks in)
...slam dunks...

by bob November 16, 2003

IMSA

Illinois Masturbation and Sex Academy

no example needed

by Bob December 2, 2003