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1151 definitions by Bob

 
85.
1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
 
86.
The art of one stripping down to his nasty white naked skin and running around like a moron until he feels the need to jack off. (Remember...in the state of North Carolina..it's LEGAL to show you BUTT in public)
Dude...yes it's legal to show your butt...but you gotta whip out the big kahuna taht God gave us....heck take it all off.......LETS GO STREAKIN IN THE PARK!!!
by bob December 06, 2004
 
87.
Synonymous to Hollywood, CA.
I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.
by Bob April 13, 2004
 
88.
A mixture of 8 parts powdered iron oxide and 3 parts powdered aluminum, which, when ignited, becomes and extremely hot, sparking mass via na exothermic chemical reaction taking place. Can reach temperatures in the range of 2000-3000 C
Thermite will fuck up a squad car's engine real good.
by Bob November 09, 2003
 
89.
If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
 
90.
Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as
Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.
by BoB December 23, 2003
 
91.
"The internet", cleverly merged with each other, to form a Northern slur....
Pupil: Can I go on t'internet?
Mr Humphrey the Computer Legend: No! Goodbye!
by Bob June 28, 2004