1151 definitions by Bob

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
Synonymous to Hollywood, CA.
I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.
by Bob April 13, 2004
Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as
Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.
by BoB December 23, 2003
A mixture of 8 parts powdered iron oxide and 3 parts powdered aluminum, which, when ignited, becomes and extremely hot, sparking mass via na exothermic chemical reaction taking place. Can reach temperatures in the range of 2000-3000 C
Thermite will fuck up a squad car's engine real good.
by Bob November 09, 2003
Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit
1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf
by Bob April 06, 2004
Money or expensive jewlery.
Check my bling bling, yo'.
by Bob March 02, 2003
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