25 definitions by Blues and Dumbness
A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.
Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
by Blues and Dumbness March 4, 2022
The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.
Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
by Blues and Dumbness May 8, 2019
Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).
by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019