bipolar

Severe form of mental illness. To call it a mood swing is a understatement. It more like PMS on crack. Bipolar highs are characterized by delusions of grandure(thinking you can do more than you are capbable of). Lows are extreme anger or sadness.

Believe me. I live with some with the illness.
I don't care how hot she is -- that bipolar bitch would cut you dick off in the middle of the night for leaving the milk out.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
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slapahoe tribe

1. A pimp and his bitches. Derived from the abuse (pimp slap) prostitutes receive at the hands of their pimps.

2. Cycle of domestic violence that spans many generations.

3. Any wife beater.
Yeah, that kid is in the slapahoe tribe. He learned how to treat women from his daddy.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
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blood diamonds

Slang for conflict diamonds.
Blood diamonds are used to fund the rebel groups, the National Union for the Total Independence of Angola (UNITA) and the Revolutionary United Front (RUF). These groups terrorize the peoples of Angola and Sierra Leone. Murder and mutilation are the trade marks of these groups. Most famous for chopping off hands, arms or legs of small children.

Most diamonds today are have blood in there history--you just don't know it.
The DeBeers cartel is corrupt so don't care if those are blood diamonds or not.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
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problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.
Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
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uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).
Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.
by Blowfish August 22, 2005
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somamabitch

Variation of son of a bitch. Often used by the comedian Bernie Mack.

Pronuciation: sum-ah-ma-bitch, say it real fast.
I beat that somamabitch until da white meat show'd.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
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oma

German word for "granny" or "grandmother". Oma sex - pornography involving elderly German women. A German GILF.
If that oma's boobs hung any lower, she would step on them.
by Blowfish August 12, 2005
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