Blowfish's definitions

air lats

A condition when a wannabe bodybuilder or muscle man, usually under age 18, think their are lats are bigger than they actually are. The wannabes carry their arms out to the side arched downward in an exagerated fashion pretending they have big muscules. If the lats were truly developed, this would be a normal posture. There is no physiological reason for the arms to stick out if the lats aren't there.

Lats - derived from latissimus dorsi. Back muscules that give males a "V" shape when well developed.

Air - meaning non-existent or invisible.

Air lats to a bodybuilder is what an air guitar is to Jimmy Hendrix.

Air lats bragged that he could bench 350lbs.

by Blowfish August 27, 2005

meat grinder

1. Front battle lines of a conventional war.
2. A neighborhood with a high homicide rate.

Private Snuffy is heading back to the meat grinder with his unit.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

kool aid smile

A very big smile.

When a child drinks kool aid or some other brightly dyed beverage and ends up staining the outside of their mouth.

He's had a kool aid smile ever since the birth of his son.

by Blowfish August 21, 2005

oma

German word for "granny" or "grandmother". Oma sex - pornography involving elderly German women. A German GILF.

If that oma's boobs hung any lower, she would step on them.

by Blowfish August 12, 2005

somamabitch

Variation of son of a bitch. Often used by the comedian Bernie Mack.

Pronuciation: sum-ah-ma-bitch, say it real fast.

I beat that somamabitch until da white meat show'd.

by Blowfish August 17, 2005

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish August 15, 2005

monnie

there are many meanings to the word: monnie, pronounced: MO-NNNNNIE

1)a special substance, aka: short person, who is unable to park

2)this short little flower will give nutrients and attire from her own back for a friend... especially if forced

3)cheerful and happy... you'd think monnies were on drugs. however, she lacks to share the wealth

4)tight with her family

one can view a monnie's behavior:

1)family closeness: will sleep w/ her son and daughter

2)can't park: finds it necessary to repark 3 times and travel around one's block to attain perfection

3)cheerful: monnies often finds it appropriate to bob head, like a doll on a dashboard. the sight of its happiness is quite amusing

by BlOwFiSh March 3, 2003