Blowfish's definitions

curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

by Blowfish August 26, 2005

bones

Pizza crust left over from someone who does not eat the crust.

Person A: Can I have a slice of pizza?

Person B: No, but you can have my bones.

by Blowfish August 26, 2005

air lats

A condition when a wannabe bodybuilder or muscle man, usually under age 18, think their are lats are bigger than they actually are. The wannabes carry their arms out to the side arched downward in an exagerated fashion pretending they have big muscules. If the lats were truly developed, this would be a normal posture. There is no physiological reason for the arms to stick out if the lats aren't there.

Lats - derived from latissimus dorsi. Back muscules that give males a "V" shape when well developed.

Air - meaning non-existent or invisible.

Air lats to a bodybuilder is what an air guitar is to Jimmy Hendrix.

Air lats bragged that he could bench 350lbs.

by Blowfish August 27, 2005

Jerry Curls

A fadish hairstyle popular with African Americans in the 80's. Tightly curly "black" hair is chemically treated to be long an wavy. Jerry Curls had to be "rewetted" constantly with Jerry Curl activator to prevent drying out. Jerry Curl "juice" is responsible for staining millions of coat and shirt collars, automobile headrests, and sofa backs.

The Jerry Curl fad is one that many blacks would rather forget.

I would'nt date that Jerry Curl wearing mutha f*cka if he was the last nigga on earth.

by Blowfish September 5, 2005

klucker

A member of the American white supremacist organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

A person who hates gays, jews, catholics, blacks, latinas and anyone else non-American, white, and Protestant.

The kluckers have been laying low since they blew-up that gay bar.

by Blowfish September 5, 2005

Blowfish

A fake bitch

Blowfish are 100% fake they puff up to look big and it's just fake so a blowfish is a fake person or fake bitch 🐡

Your a blowfish

Kyla's such a blowfish

Don't be a blowfish

Fuck off blowfish

by Blowfish April 25, 2016

monnie

there are many meanings to the word: monnie, pronounced: MO-NNNNNIE

1)a special substance, aka: short person, who is unable to park

2)this short little flower will give nutrients and attire from her own back for a friend... especially if forced

3)cheerful and happy... you'd think monnies were on drugs. however, she lacks to share the wealth

4)tight with her family

one can view a monnie's behavior:

1)family closeness: will sleep w/ her son and daughter

2)can't park: finds it necessary to repark 3 times and travel around one's block to attain perfection

3)cheerful: monnies often finds it appropriate to bob head, like a doll on a dashboard. the sight of its happiness is quite amusing

by BlOwFiSh March 3, 2003