2 definitions by Blobber Cod
The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.
"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"
by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012
The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.
"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"
by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012