An unincorporated area in Montgomery County, MD. The Latin hood of Montgomery County. Home to as many Salvadorean restaurants as a town in El Salvador. No one speaks English and it is proper to urinate on the sidewalk in broad daylight. A small 3 bedroom house will have 12 people living in it. Has trashy ghetto dangerous small nightclubs. Has the longest escalator in the Western Hemisphere at the Wheaton Metro station. Home of Wheaton High School, the worst nastiest school in Montgomery County by a huge margin where you'll see more pregnant girls than honor students. If not for Langley Park it'd be the worst third world pit in the DC suburbs.
Tom: hey wanna go to Wheaton later?
Larry: why the hell would I want to do that?
Tom: we gonna go buy some weed at the park and bring back some ghetto bitches who will get down for $10.
Larry: o tru.