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hot dutch box

Allowing the release of frothy butt foam while your partner is below the covers performing oral on you.

"Last night I inadvertently hot dutch boxed my GF. She should have known better! It was taco-Tuesday, today."

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To bend an erection until the structural integrity of the internal bladder is compromised.

"You hit me on the head with that beer bottle again when I'm down on you, and I'll stroff you until you can't get it up!"

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