He is a DOUCHEBAG in every sense of the word. He can be found in your local playground stalking little kids or on the track field because he thinks he is really fast but he is actually slower than you average 80 year old grandmother who has had two hip replacements. He is the type of person that if he were to burst into flames right in front of your face you wouldnt piss on him to put him out. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes and if you insult him all he will do is talk about fucking your mother. You can use the word "Scott" in place of the word douchebag in every sentence.