7 definitions by Blake C.
the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
by Blake C. June 16, 2008
dicky nerd: yo mayne i wuz on da 'scape las nizzight pwnin dem flesh crawlerz till i got pked fo sheezy!
normal guy: *SLAP*
normal guy: *SLAP*
by Blake C. June 28, 2008
An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.
No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.
...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.
...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...
by Blake C. July 11, 2008
Joe's always whipping out his iPhone everywhere just so he won't miss Grey's Anatomy. just get a wristwatch, you chronocellularite!
by Blake C. June 28, 2008
Jack: why do they call flavor flav "dr. gooddeal"?
DeShaundreniqua: a piece of charcoal that comes with a grill? Sounds like a good deal to me!
DeShaundreniqua: a piece of charcoal that comes with a grill? Sounds like a good deal to me!
by Blake C. June 28, 2008
any kid age 6-14 that has ADD/ADHD, likes shooting and blowing things up, likes to run around screaming about random animals or generally makes you wish FOR REST and relaxation!
Stacy: will u sit down? omg ur such a forrest.
forrest: WEEEEEE llamas go boom! *crash* uh-oh ducky just fell off a mountain and made penguin man slap the goat! the goat say: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oh here comes mr. squirrel...
Stacy: *gunshot* *thud*
forrest: Stacy? u ok?...oh well.
DUCKY SAYS EEEEEEEE!
forrest: WEEEEEE llamas go boom! *crash* uh-oh ducky just fell off a mountain and made penguin man slap the goat! the goat say: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oh here comes mr. squirrel...
Stacy: *gunshot* *thud*
forrest: Stacy? u ok?...oh well.
DUCKY SAYS EEEEEEEE!
by Blake C. July 11, 2008
Acronym standing for "That/This Is So Fucked Up!"
Often varied to "tismu", "tirfu", or "tisfmu" meaning "that is so messed up", "that is really fucked up" or "that is so fucking messed up" respectively.
Often varied to "tismu", "tirfu", or "tisfmu" meaning "that is so messed up", "that is really fucked up" or "that is so fucking messed up" respectively.
Jimbo: Dude, I found a huge pregnant rat in my Suburban!
Dude: Dude, my name is Dude. Did you ever notice that?
Jimbo: ...no...dude, tisfu!!
Dude: Dude, my name is Dude. Did you ever notice that?
Jimbo: ...no...dude, tisfu!!
by Blake C. May 25, 2008