2 definitions by Blake A
common southern folk who get awfuly fuckin pissed up and knock up their wives and cousins on a weekly basis, leading to such large redneck families. they also enjoy shooting things that are smart enough to run and haulin shit around in their old big pickups with fake add ons and modifications.
Dude, i wanna throw a fuckin grenade into the middle of that group of rednecks right there.
That short asshole of a redneck with the massive gay truck thinks he can kick my ass.
Dude, he'll just get his daddy to run you over instead.
That short asshole of a redneck with the massive gay truck thinks he can kick my ass.
Dude, he'll just get his daddy to run you over instead.
by Blake A October 15, 2004
An exceptionally large water balloon full of nasty sticky semen used for humiliating someone at a party. Throw at passing cars for additional entertainment.
Dude, i destroyed Stevo's self confidence at his party with a warm jizzbomb.
The poor bastard in that car probably thought a flock of fucking eagles all shit on him at once when i nailed him with that jizzbomb.
The poor bastard in that car probably thought a flock of fucking eagles all shit on him at once when i nailed him with that jizzbomb.
by Blake A October 16, 2004