11 definitions by BlackTokyo

Don Imus

A nappy-headed ho.

Don Imus is a nappy-headed ho.

by BlackTokyo August 20, 2009

Watermelon

A food that white people who live in a 1%-or-less black neighborhood think that black people like

White guy: "I heard you like watermelon nigger"
Black guy: "Nobody in my family does..."

by BlackTokyo August 18, 2009

Victory Sex

What President Barack Obama had with First Lady Michelle Obama on the night Osama bin Laden died.

"I did indeed have victory sex with my wife Michelle on the night of May 1st" - Barack Obama

by BlackTokyo May 2, 2011

YouTube Racist

#1: A white person who pretends to hate black people in 90% of his/her YouTube comments. Has at least 20 black friends, 5 of which would be on his/her cell phone's contact list. Usually is mad because he was bullied by a black kid sometime recently.

#2: A black person who calls whites "devils" in all of his/her YouTube comments. Usually sticks to Malcolm X videos, completely ignoring the fact that Malcolm renounced all of his racist views shortly before his death.

#3: An Asian who argues for Asian superiority in his/her YouTube comments. He/she has never touched a member of the opposite sex before.

#4: A Hispanic who hates blacks in his/her comments. He/she usually has at least 10 rap videos by black rappers as favorites.

YouTube Racists in their prime:

#1: KKKWhitePower wrote: "go bck 2 afrika. now shut up while i call my best friend, marcus johnson"

#2: LouisFarrakhanisdaShizz wrote: "LOLOL u fuckin whites are devils. STFU. now let me watch my pre-hajj malcolm x vids without u commenting on them"

#3: AZN wrote: "AZN PRIDE. ALL OTHER RACES ARE STUPID. lmao wtf is a girl stupid bitch"

#4: Holmes328492 wrote: "FUCK UR BLACK ASS. i'm gonna go watch "A Milli" by Lil Wayne 4 times now"

by BlackTokyo May 3, 2009