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1 definition by Bizzy C

A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.
"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.
by Bizzy C January 09, 2009