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Strangle A Mars Bar

Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.

Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'

Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'

by Bison Defonte September 2, 2011