2 definitions by Bishop of Rome

Top Definition
Said of pants or shorts that are so tight you can clearly see the outline of someone's junk. Junktight is most often used to describe male clothing, and only when the speaker doesn't find the sight to be intrinsically gross.
Aaron Behrens, the singer for Ghostland Observatory, is known for madly gyrating around the stage in junktight jeans.

The Tron Guy's outfit is not junktight, it's just fucking gross. Lose some weight, man, no one wants to see that.
by Bishop of Rome February 21, 2012
The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!
by Bishop of Rome June 08, 2010
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