Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."