The uber-pwner of IE. Has less security issues, a pop up blocker, a blocker for those "Guess whose celebrity's legs these are to win a free PSP!" ads, and tabs, bitch. Also uses its brain washing tricks to force all other browser users to convert to Firefox, like Muslim terrorists.
Internet Explorer User: Hmm...I wonder what Firefox is.
*Clicks on ad*
FORMER Internet Explorer User: Firefox...my master...