Billy Beck O'Hannity's definitions

Alec Baldwin

A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.

A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.

v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.

Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"

Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

pop 'n flop

Verb. To culminate sexual intercourse by a male by ejaculation internally in the receiving partner's mouth, then slapping the receiving partner's face before the penis becomes flaccid.

"Why are Cindy's cheeks all red?"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"

My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.

"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

glan plan

Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.

"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"

"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010

cork sorker

A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."

A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.

"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"

"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"

"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

freck

Short for a 'fucking train wreck.' A disaster; a horrible mess; particularly something fowl and very unpleasant to sensory perception.

"Dude, clean your fridge out! Its disgusting. I can smell it from the street! Its a fricking freck."

"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010