"I'm never eating ten Burrito Supremes all at once again. No more huffing the ten-pound brow!!"
"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."
"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."
"I totally filled up the shitter huffing the ten-pound brow."
"I nearly had to give myself the double fish hook while huffing the ten-pound brow!!."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 03, 2010
Get the huffing the ten-pound browmug. The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"
"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Battle of Hastingsmug. Short for a 'fucking train wreck.' A disaster; a horrible mess; particularly something fowl and very unpleasant to sensory perception.
"Dude, clean your fridge out! Its disgusting. I can smell it from the street! Its a fricking freck."
"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"
"She is such a hottie, a total bette! Why is she going out with that loser? He's such a freck!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 01, 2010
Get the freckmug. The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the kelly ripamug. A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.
"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"
"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 03, 2010
Get the cork sorkermug. "I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."
"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."
"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."
"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."
"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."
"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 03, 2010
Get the ten-pound browmug. A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.
"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"
"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 01, 2010
Get the muff tuftmug.