Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.
"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010
Get the glan planmug. A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.
"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"
"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the muff tuftmug. A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Alec Baldwinmug. /noun/
1. A spicy, hot little number, a tasty piece, a desirable part of an otherwise loathsome whole;
2. Any additional and pleasing element to an otherwise dreary and dreadful event, activity or item that makes the event, activity or item not only tolerable, but enjoyable and worth looking forward to;
3. The anticipatory cause of a morning erection in males;
1. A spicy, hot little number, a tasty piece, a desirable part of an otherwise loathsome whole;
2. Any additional and pleasing element to an otherwise dreary and dreadful event, activity or item that makes the event, activity or item not only tolerable, but enjoyable and worth looking forward to;
3. The anticipatory cause of a morning erection in males;
1. The custard portion of that banana cream pie was old and rancid, but the fresh bananas in it were Ann Curry!
2. "Oh, going to the fair blows! I hate the lame carnival rides, the white trash crowds and the stench of the fairgrounds."
"But dude, the funnel cake is to die for!"
"Oh, yeah! The funnel cake is the best! It is worth going just for the funnel cake!"
"I know, right? The funnel cake is Ann Curry!"
3. "My favorite part of the day is right before I fall asleep."
"Why?"
"'Cause I know I'll wake up in the morning with a raging boner, thanks to Ann Curry!"
2. "Oh, going to the fair blows! I hate the lame carnival rides, the white trash crowds and the stench of the fairgrounds."
"But dude, the funnel cake is to die for!"
"Oh, yeah! The funnel cake is the best! It is worth going just for the funnel cake!"
"I know, right? The funnel cake is Ann Curry!"
3. "My favorite part of the day is right before I fall asleep."
"Why?"
"'Cause I know I'll wake up in the morning with a raging boner, thanks to Ann Curry!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Ann Currymug. The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.
"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
Get the Ken Burns Treatmentmug. An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011
Get the Slightly Married Womanmug. The act of removing an adhesive bandage from the penis or scrotum placed over a laceration which occurred while trimming or shaving off pubic hair.
"What the hell is up with Jake? Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
"Poor Jake! His b.f. won't let him pop 'n flop unless he has a shorn nutsack. But he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!"
"Damn!"
"Oh dude! Just wait! The worst is yet to come! Tonight he has to deal with a nasty Kelly Ripa!!"
"Holy fuck!! Better him than me!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the kelly ripamug.