4 definitions by Bigweld's Tears
by Bigweld's Tears April 5, 2019
The exact moment when your friend is walking too slowly up the stairs ahead of you and they begin to convulse and fall back on you.
by Bigweld's Tears March 25, 2019
by Bigweld's Tears April 5, 2019
Bigweld is a magnificent, portly, metallic, god among us foolish mortals. We do not deserve his mercy. We do not give enough infint sacrafices to satisfy his bloodlust and fury. He deserves the sin of lust and the feel of an old woman's crinkly skin breaking under his lumpscious bottom. We are not worthy.
by Bigweld's Tears March 22, 2019