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Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.

Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.

Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!
It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka
by Bigdickjg July 10, 2019
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