3 definitions by Big Gabe
A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.
Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.
Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.
by Big Gabe Dec 10, 2007 add a video
You wrap someone's head in saran wrap, squat over them as they lay on their back and take a dump on their face.
Instead of a Cleaveland steamer she wanted a hot pan.
by Big Gabe Jun 28, 2006 add a video
When you want to bang a girl in the ass without her approval, you throw a matress in the corner of a room. Then you get the girl in a doggie style position, while making sure her head is as much in the corner as possible, then you put it in her ass as she has no place to go except to hit her head in the corner of the walls.
this girl was not going to let me do her up the ass so I had to use the "corner pocket" method. She thought I was going to do her in a striaght doggie style position but since her head was in the corner of room, I put it in her ass and she kept banging her head into the corner.
by Big Gabe Jun 25, 2006 add a video