11 definitions by Big Chimper
Marquette University Freshmen who don't know how to give head so they scrape their teeth on your dick.
by Big Chimper June 10, 2003
Do the Horsey!
by Big Chimper July 17, 2003
A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
by Big Chimper July 8, 2003
To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.
I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).
by Big Chimper July 8, 2003
by Big Chimper July 17, 2003
by Big Chimper July 17, 2003
When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.
by Big Chimper June 30, 2003