3 definitions by Big Blallus
Saul han is the god of water in the world, and useful abilities
Some of his abilities include:
Suspicious Stare
Mouth Opening without saying anything
Key chain clanging
Pinky Pointing
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Saul han is a 30 year old certified giga chad, who has a wife and a young son. His wife is the amazing Miss Kapenis and his son is the famous Kirby!! Saul Han's most important/useful ability is his ability to rizz up 8 year old Latino baddies on a daily basis.
Some of his abilities include:
Suspicious Stare
Mouth Opening without saying anything
Key chain clanging
Pinky Pointing
LAPTOPS FLAT DOWN
Saul han is a 30 year old certified giga chad, who has a wife and a young son. His wife is the amazing Miss Kapenis and his son is the famous Kirby!! Saul Han's most important/useful ability is his ability to rizz up 8 year old Latino baddies on a daily basis.
by Big Blallus August 7, 2023
Ms Kapetas, the God of Love and happiness, is easily the most beautiful being in the universe. She is often seen with Ms Gondick, her favorite disciple. Ms Kapetas lost half her finger in the African Forests, after she encountered a big buff Arabic man. The big buff Arabic man chopped off her finger, and in retaliation, Ms Kapetas exiled him to C9. He can now be found in the soccer fields, screaming this is bitch, as he still has a severe case of PTSD, from seeing Ms Kapetas's beautiful face. She often hides her face and pretends to be a 200 year old Granny, in order to not make little Latino kids die from her beauty.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
Her abilities include:
Death Stare
Body Separation
Controlling people with her amazing aura
Summoning Medieval Peasants
Ms Kapetas is married to the infamous Saul Han, and is his son is the intimidating, Kriby. Ms Kapetas is often seen wandering the classroom, bullying little kids using her special ability, Infinite Detention.
by Big Blallus August 28, 2023
Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
by Big Blallus August 24, 2023