Bert Berner's definitions

roofucker

A person who fucks kangaroos or someone who seeks out sexual pleasures with animals and will settle for small furry creatures if a kanagaroo is not accessible

My roommate likes to go to the zoo because he is a closet roofucker and masturbates while watching the kangaroo exhibit.

by Bert Berner September 23, 2003

rollinballz

To party at a level that will at some point include drinking, dancing, and partaking in other goingz onz to the point you are unable to interact or communicate at a level above that equivelant of a infant baby.

We mobbed up to the city, took a bottle of jack to the face, popped a rollo and BAM...next thing I knew it...I was rollinballz with no clue what the goingz onz was. MORE!

by Bert Berner November 20, 2003