Definitions by Bernie the Attorney

Patpat 

Noun. A somewhat juvenile and usually unprovoked assault whereby the assailant flicks the groin region of a male victim with the back of their fingers. Popular in private boys schools in Brisbane in the 1980s.

'Why's he rolling on the ground like that?' - 'Patpat'.

Patpat by Bernie the Attorney October 12, 2021

Gazip 

Anatomical term being perineum. Golfing term. As in ‘she was bitten by a snake between the first and second hole’. When you land an approach shot on a small patch of heavily manicured turf that runs down to the hole.

Man, nice shot, right on the gazip.

Gazip by Bernie the Attorney December 30, 2019