1 definition by Benzo Lorenzo

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Masturbation in a lake, ocean, or swimming pool and afterwards collecting the pearls of jism, as if diving for treasure or pearls. This method of sexual self-gratification increases lung capacity and you are immersed in lubricant.
Zach, when pearl diving in the school swimming pool, forgot to collect the pearls of jism so he got our gym teacher pregnant.
by Benzo Lorenzo November 18, 2005

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