47 definitions by Benormous

egomaniacal jackass

Refers to someone who is an egomaniac and a jackass

egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.

by Benormous April 14, 2006

native jump

Tactic to clear an obstacle, usually used while evading police or another threat.

Planting one arm on the obstacle while running, then lifting your legs up and over the obstacle.

Josh: Oh shit, we got to lose this heat. Are the cops still on our trail?
Peter: Yup, and there's a fence coming up, get ready to native jump.

by Benormous April 22, 2006

scphunk

Pronounciation: sha-fun-que (really fast)

A less offensive word to replace 'fuck'.
Usually used in a whisper tone, as it is easlier to mutter than 'fuck'

'Shut the scphunk up before I let my knuckles meet your face!'

by Benormous April 25, 2006

retro physical force

a blast from the past

I'm feeling a retro physical force comming on.

by Benormous January 19, 2006

gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, the would become da, etc...

by Benormous August 29, 2005

gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta

player would become playa

the would become da

etc...

by Benormous August 29, 2005

ganstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, etc..

by Benormous July 21, 2005