2 definitions by Benis man

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind
I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard
by Benis man October 4, 2021
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Person 1: Hey man,do you know what day it is today?

Person 2: 16 March?

Person 1: Yeah man,but its also International Benis Day.

Person 2: No way?? The skinny bald man will definitely approve of this.
by Benis man March 16, 2021
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