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rolling

One of the greatest feelings in the world. Absolute bliss.
I took a Blue Eagle last tuesday and I've been rolling for 3 days. I don't know why and quite frankly I don't care.
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dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.
Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.
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John Kerry

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.
Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.
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water temple

A temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocorina of Time, that is widley regarded as gamers as a complete pain in the ass.
I think I'm the only person in the world who madeit through the Water Temple my first time with little to no trouble at all... I was 8.
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wow

More addictive than Heroin and it will eventually causee you to lose intrest in everything you once cared about. WoW is Blizzards way of proving to the world that there are things that are more dangerous than drugs.
My freind started playing WoW last year. He stopped hanging with us and will play WoW over having sex with his girlfreind. This is the reason I have decided to just never even try it. WoW will fuck you up man.
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