Definitions by Beer Snob
OMV
Jeff Brinkley: "'Oh my God?' What do you mean, 'Oh my God?' You ought to say 'Oh my Void!' F---ing atheist." Hence, OMV.
I95 Syndrome
The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
I95 Syndrome by beer snob December 24, 2008
religification
noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.
The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.
Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
religification by beer snob September 13, 2008
religification
Correction: (var: religiofication) Noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First usage by Eric Hoffer in "The True Believer: thoughts on the nature of mass movements" pub. 1951
"Renan felt that socialism was the coming religion of the Occident, and being a secular religion it would lead to the religiofication of politics and economics." --Eric Hoffer
"The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" --Steven Waldman.
"The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" --Steven Waldman.
religification by beer snob May 18, 2008
I95 Syndrome
The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
I95 Syndrome by beer snob May 11, 2007
Slingshot Effect
When a driver is released from or breaks through a traffic obstruction and accelerates excessively as if to make up for lost mileage. As the driver is restrained by some traffic obstruction, tension builds. When the obstruction is removed, the driver "slingshots" forward, releasing the tension.
Frankie was unfortunate to get caught behind a bunch of blue hairs when church let out. When he finally got to his turn-off, he experienced the slingshot effect and drove like he was in NASCAR the rest of the way home.
Slingshot Effect by beer snob May 11, 2007
hatriotism
1. Proving your patriotism by hating the people or things you are instructed to hate by demagogues, arbiters of social or moral issues, or politicians inside of or outside of the current government administration.
2. Nationalistic Demagoguery.
2. Nationalistic Demagoguery.
Looks like Chavez has come out as totally socialist, and we've been told socialist are all Godless and hellbent on world domination. I better hate Venezuela lest I be branded unpatriotic.
Hatriotism in America today is spurred on by radio pundits.
While seemingly incompatible with Christian values, hatred and xenophobia have successfully been employed for political gains among Christian voters in the U.S. Thus, hatriotism has been a powerful tool of the republican party.
Hatriotism in America today is spurred on by radio pundits.
While seemingly incompatible with Christian values, hatred and xenophobia have successfully been employed for political gains among Christian voters in the U.S. Thus, hatriotism has been a powerful tool of the republican party.
hatriotism by beer snob December 6, 2006