2 definitions by Beantent

NOELY

A creature born from a Leon but with a mean Jeffrey Dahmer streak in him. NOELY'S only reside in sea side towns like Weston-super-Mare and commonly eat Potnoodles and sugarpuf sandwiches

Is that Jeffrey Dahmer on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
No it's just a Noely from the Leon family

by Beantent June 17, 2021

Leon

An individual that trips over a lot and rolls underneath cars, bushes and bus stops. It has been recorded that a Leon was observed falling over 113 times in a 24 hour period once. There were multiple objects that the Leon rolled under in this 24 hour window, some of which included.
Parking meter machines
Lollypop ladies
A homeless family

Storm drainage systems
Toyota Rav4
Minibus

And a Thomas Cook recruitment tent.

Oh No, there's that Leon Bloke again rolling down the hill. I hope he doesn't end up in Dorothy's rose Bush again

by Beantent January 1, 2022