Beansytein the third's definitions

texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.

Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018

montana switcheroo

When you're dicking a girl and then pull out put a banana in and run away.

Me 'I just finished up Montana switcherooing your mum'
You 'Oh wow that's not cool'

by Beansytein the third February 28, 2018