A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.
Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker
Don't give me a headache you square.
If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.
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